One day, I’m gonna
make the onions cry.

If you listen closely, you
can hear me not caring.

I’m stuck between a
rock and someone I
want to hit with.

Not everybody has to
like me. I can’t force you
to have good taste?

I’m sorry, did I roll my
eyes out loud?

Music is my escape
from all bullshit in life.

I do very bad things,
and I do them very well.

I don’t have energy
to pretend to like you
today.

I hope you step
on a lego.

I would like to
confirm that
I do not care.

I’m sorry, what language
are you speaking?
It sounds like bullshit.

Some people are
like clouds. When
they disappear,
it’s a beautiful day.

Another fine
day ruined by
responsability.

I’d agree with you,
but then we’d
both be wrong.

If only closed
mind came with
closed mouth.

There’s no need to
repeat, I ignored
you just fine
the first time.

Relax,
we are all crazy,
it’s not a competition.

You inspire my inner
serial killer.

A great way
to lose weight is
to shut your mouth.

Every time I look in the
mirror, I see a person I
truly hate until I realise
it’s a window.

It’s a beautiful day to
shut the fuck up.

Monday
hates you too.

If you can’t be positive
then at least
shut the fuck up.

My dear,
I don’t give a damn!

Silence is better
than bullshit.

Sarcasm is a
natural defence
against stupid.

Museums are awesome
because everyone has to
shut the fuck up.

People are assholes
just make sure you
aren’t the toilet paper.

“Fuck it”
my final thought before
making most decisions.

Of course I talk to
myself sometimes
I need expert advice.

I just did some
calculation and
I’ve been able
to determine that
you’re full of shit.

Glad you are
not here.